Unity at Last
Undoubtedly, the deep divisions in Cyprus, overwhelmingly wrought by the Turkish invasion of the island in 1974, resultant ethnic cleansing of Greek Cypriots, missing persons, expropriated properties in the occupied north, illegal Anatolian settlers and the destruction of Greek secular and Orthodox cultural heritage, are likely to quickly dissipate with the appointment of Australia’s worst foreign affairs minister, Liberal Party member Alexander Downer, as the United Nations special envoy. Greek and Turkish Cypriots are certain to unite in their hatred once they discover what an incompetent and blithering idiot he is. The former Australian Prime Minister Paul Keating once aptly called him the “idiot son of the aristocracy”. Australian on-line magazine, Crikey has written an excellent summary of Downer’s decidedly less than spectacular political career which can be found here.
Although it is doubtful Downer even knows where the island is located, some believe Downer may be more sympathetic to Greek interests. He hails from Adelaide which has a strong and active Greek community. In addition, Australia’s Greek community dwarfs the Turkish community. However, offsetting factors are that Downer represents a very Anglo electorate in Adelaide. And he was part of the Howard government which was in cahoots with George Bush and the American neoconservatives in their Mesopotamian misadventure. These same neoconservatives tried to subvert the democratic process when Greek Cypriots were asked to vote in a referendum on the criminal Annan Plan. Since then they have also shown scant sympathy to Greek national interests on the island of Cyprus and everywhere else.

In addition, we should not forget Australia’s growing Philoturkism which most acutely manifests itself during ANZAC Day celebrations which commemorates the efforts of the Australian and New Zealand armies at the request of their English overlords at that time to defeat the Turks at Gallipoli during WWI. It was also during this time that the Ottoman Turkish campaign to exterminate the Armenian Christians went into overdrive. Their pogroms against the Greek and Assyrian Christians were also being implemented. One could argue that Australia is too closely associating itself with a criminal regime of history and a modern regime that refuses to concede its past horrors.
More broadly, Stefanos Evripidou from the Cyprus Mail writes that “a number of European leaders have reservations over Downer’s appointment, given his perceived reputation for being strongly opinionated and averse to minute details”. With Downer acting as intoculator it looks like the obstacles for Christofias and Talat will continue to mount.
Reader Comments (2)
Yes, I thought this an odd and unhelpful appointment. Australians have a reputation for being blunt to the point of rudeness, lacking subtlety and social niceties, none of which will go down well in Cyprus. I hope Downer doesn't think he's dealing with the cannibals of Papua New Guinea, primitive ethnics who need their heads banging together. Neither side will like it if he tries to bully or patronise them. The UN is a joke, to be honest. They had a perfectly good mediator in the Dane, Michael Moller, but got rid of him because he spoke Greek and the Turks didn't like him. They then appointed this mild-mannered Ethiopian diplomat they've got now who seems to understand the Cypriot mentality and was doing allright; but for some reason they want the big-shot Anglo-Saxon egomaniac, who thinks he's going to solve the Cyprus problem and get the Nobel peace prize. I don't like it. The problem with the mediator – the Peruvian, Alvaro de Soto – who helped come up with the Annan plan in 2004 was that 1) he was an egomaniac who thought the negotiations were about him; and 2) he was too close to the British and Americans and did whatever they told him to do. Seems like Downer might be another de Soto.
You are completely correct. Downer will be another de Soto. He is also another Empire boy through and through. Paul Keating, who was Australia's greatest treasurer and prime minister, never finished school, was of Irish descent and had a mind like a steel trap, was completely correct about him.